by Cyrus Grant

Have you ever been so high your brain leveled up? Well, you’re not alone. And to prove it, Tough Mama has gathered all of the most hilarious and mind-bending high thoughts from around the Web.

So, spark one up and get ready to have your mind blown.

1. The only thing worse than running out of lighter fluid is running out of weed.

2. Uno reverse, Officer.

3.  Weed giveth and weed taketh away.

4. Weed never know.

*hits blunt*

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we know? pic.twitter.com/2GgnmxKRRd

— Jordan Gethers (@jordan_bruh5) October 8, 2014

5. Maybe we really are in a simulation.

There are no coincidences pic.twitter.com/9AEbbuXZGn

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 3, 2019

6. What do we do with the extra gloves?

7. We prefer being up in the clouds.

There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.

— Conrad Pulliam (@conrad_pulliam) May 28, 2016

8. Not sure, but when we’re baked, we’ll gladly eat either.

9. Wonder if Mozart ever realized this.

10. Lightbulb!

11. One pulp water, please.

12. Circle, square, triangle…don’t care as long as it’s pizza.

13. New plan: Light up a Tough Mama infused pre-roll and watch a bug documentary.

14. So, like, are all stairs reversible?

15. Math checks out. Forever young!

You are younger now than you are now.

— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) July 23, 2016

16. Weed so fire you forget it’s winter.

17. Better late than never.

18. Are you saying every day could be our birthday??

you don't actually know the day you were born you're just taking everyone's word for it

…

— Stoner Confessions (@dudeimzonked) February 29, 2020

19. And words are just air shaped by our mouths.

20. Think about it.

Firefly is the opposite of waterfall

— Joshua Pangilinan Buizon (@joshbuizon) May 28, 2018

21. Not what I signed up for, tbh.

If you clean a vacuum cleaner you become a vacuum cleaner

— Quinn XCII (@QuinnXCII) January 24, 2020

22. The world may never know.

23. Hard pass.

24. Safety first.

25. Wait, wtf.

your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips yet you can tiptoe but no tipfinger 🤔🤔🤔

— FaZe Sway (@FaZeSway) December 27, 2018

Inspired? Let us know if you have any mind-bending thoughts! And if you need a little help getting in the right mindset, check out Tough Mama’s powerful pre-rolls, vape cartridges, and liquid THC shots at your local dispensary.