by Cyrus Grant
Have you ever been so high your brain leveled up? Well, you’re not alone. And to prove it, Tough Mama has gathered all of the most hilarious and mind-bending high thoughts from around the Web.
So, spark one up and get ready to have your mind blown.
1. The only thing worse than running out of lighter fluid is running out of weed.
2. Uno reverse, Officer.
3. Weed giveth and weed taketh away.
4. Weed never know.
5. Maybe we really are in a simulation.
6. What do we do with the extra gloves?
7. We prefer being up in the clouds.
8. Not sure, but when we’re baked, we’ll gladly eat either.
9. Wonder if Mozart ever realized this.
11. One pulp water, please.
12. Circle, square, triangle…don’t care as long as it’s pizza.
13. New plan: Light up a Tough Mama infused pre-roll and watch a bug documentary.
14. So, like, are all stairs reversible?
15. Math checks out. Forever young!
16. Weed so fire you forget it’s winter.
17. Better late than never.
18. Are you saying every day could be our birthday??
19. And words are just air shaped by our mouths.
20. Think about it.
21. Not what I signed up for, tbh.
22. The world may never know.
23. Hard pass.
24. Safety first.
25. Wait, wtf.
Inspired? Let us know if you have any mind-bending thoughts! And if you need a little help getting in the right mindset, check out Tough Mama’s powerful pre-rolls, vape cartridges, and liquid THC shots at your local dispensary.